RON F*CKING SWANSON/ Nick Offerman: American Ham

September 7, 2013

Nick Offerman, best known for his role as Ron Swanson on NBC’s Parks and Recreation, is now touring with his show “American Ham.”  Along this two hour journey, Offerman “jokes” (once), sings witty songs, gives advice and even sings Li’l Sebastian’s tribute song, “5,000 Candles in the Wind” (seriously this was my favorite part!)  Offerman’s “American Ham” offers Ten Tips for Prosperity:

  1. Engage in romantic love. 
  2. Say please and thank you.
  3. Always carry a handkerchief.
  4. Eat red meat.
  5. Get a hobby (or a “discipline”).
  6. Go outside. Remain Outside.
  7. Avoid the mirror.
  8. Maintain a relationship with Jesus Christ … if it is getting you sex.
  9. Use intoxicants (carefully & safely.)
  10. Paddle your own canoe.

Nick Offerman you are SERIOUSLY one funny dude!